Jefferson Memorial to be altered to please AltLeft

According to a non-profit group that provides financial support to the National Mall, the Jefferson Memorial and other monuments to the Founding Fathers will be altered to reflect their records as slave owners.

In the wake of the clash between the alt-left and alt-right at Charlottesville, the President of the Trust for the National Mall in Washington, D.C. says: “the physical symbols of American history and democracy will be scrutinized and challenged” in the future.